Starbucks Christians are OOC

I've determined that Christians love Starbucks.  Everyone here is either having a Bible Study or an awkward singles ministry date.

I'm almost positive I'm eavesdropping on a first date conversation right now.

Guy:  "I'm a republican, but I have a really good friend who is a conservative democrat.  He's christian, so he's against gay rights, abortion...."

Please keep in mind that these people are very middle-aged.

Girl:  "I've been watching True Blood on HBO."
Guy:  "I've read the first Twilight."
Girl:  "He looks GOOD with the haircut.  It was a necessary evil to see how he became the wolf and how he was going to react to everything."



I'm seriously gonna need these guys to get married.