Starbucks Christians are OOC

I've determined that Christians love Starbucks.  Everyone here is either having a Bible Study or an awkward singles ministry date.

I'm almost positive I'm eavesdropping on a first date conversation right now.

Guy:  "I'm a republican, but I have a really good friend who is a conservative democrat.  He's christian, so he's against gay rights, abortion...."

Please keep in mind that these people are very middle-aged.

Girl:  "I've been watching True Blood on HBO."
Guy:  "I've read the first Twilight."
Girl:  "He looks GOOD with the haircut.  It was a necessary evil to see how he became the wolf and how he was going to react to everything."



I'm seriously gonna need these guys to get married.

Update on the Hogwart's Express

Thinking about it, life has been a pretty eventful train ride lately.

1. Patrick turned 21 so now he can go drank with me when I wanna get crunk.

2. Got into my first car wreck and even though it happened two weeks ago, I still have no idea what is happening to my car. A huge thanks to everyone (Patrick/Laura/Apryl/Corey/Lee/Jen) who gives and offers me rides. I hate being stranded all the time. And I hate being a nuisance. I'm gonna give Patrick a million dollars for waking up every morning to drive me to work. My insurance hates me and it really stresses me out. I just want my car back, ppl. :[ Again and again, God is waving a huge flag in my face, begging for me to let go and let him have control. I just can't ever seem to let him. I don't know how. :[

3. Baby shower games are STUPID. Can you all believe that in all 24 years of my existence, I've never been to a baby shower before this weekend?!

4. Harry Potter world is happening, people! PLZ BE JELUZ!

5. Prayer requests: For things with my car to be sorted out. For me to realize God is taking care of me. For me to realize God is taking care of my dad. Taking care of my baby sister. Taking care of my baby sister's baby. Taking care of all my family. Taking care of my hurt. Taking care of my future. Taking care of me even though I never ask him to.

6. A glass can only spill what it contains.